Overview
Trump Please Calm Down is a single-player 3D physics comedy that puts you in control of Donald Trump's unruly hands. Developed and published by 烟雨平生, this time-management simulation tasks you with juggling calls, paperwork, soda, and hairspray across a very long workday.
The game launched on October 15, 2026, and supports a wide range of languages, including English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, and many European languages.
Highlights
- Two Hands, One Desk: Switch between left and right hand to manage multiple tasks simultaneously, from answering the hotline to signing documents.
- Physics-Based Chaos: Objects collide, roll away, and land unpredictably, turning ordinary tasks into comedic disasters.
- 17 Story Workdays: Progress through a campaign that introduces new props and events, such as fixing a ring light and dealing with files.
Who It's For
This game is perfect for players who enjoy physics-based sandbox humor, casual time-management challenges, and dark comedy. If you liked games like Octodad or Surgeon Simulator, you'll appreciate the clumsy hand controls and the escalating stress that makes steady hands harder to find.
It's also a great pick for anyone looking for a lighthearted, single-player experience with a satirical edge.
Game Info
- Genre: Time Management, Casual, Simulation, Job Simulator, Physics, 3D
- Developer/Publisher: 烟雨平生
- Release Date: October 15, 2026
- Modes: Single-player (with Steam Multi-player category listed)
- Features: Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud
- Languages: English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, and many more
Check the latest Steam listing for pricing and user reviews.
