The Sword That Kills Christmas: A Hilarious Text-Based Bullet Hell Adventure

9/1/2026, 12:20:21 AM (JST)

Release date: 1/9/2023

Tags: #bullet-hell #choices-matter #text-based #memes #funny #comedy #interactive-fiction #multiple-endings

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¥ 395 (JPY)

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Key highlight

Embark on a hilarious text-based choose-your-own-adventure with bullet hell elements. Your choices dictate your fate across the North Pole, France, and Santa Monica in this comedic journey by RubDoff Games.

Who this is for

For a truly unique experience, check out this choice-driven bullet hell comedy adventure!

Details

Overview

Prepare for a truly unique gaming experience with "The Sword That Kills Christmas." This title masterfully blends text-based adventure with bullet hell mechanics, all wrapped in a package of pure comedy. Developed and published by RubDoff Games, it offers a narrative where your choices have significant, often hilarious, consequences. You'll embark on a journey that spans the North Pole, France, and Santa Monica, facing situations that could lead to anything from poisoning a reindeer to searching for your long-lost mother.

Highlights

Genre Fusion: Experience a novel combination of text-based interactive fiction and bullet hell gameplay.
Choice-Driven Narrative: Your decisions are paramount, leading to multiple branching paths and endings.
Comedic Journey: Explore a humorous story set across diverse locations, filled with meme-worthy moments.

Who It's For

This game is perfect for players who enjoy interactive fiction, text adventures, and games with a strong emphasis on player choice. If you appreciate a good laugh and don't mind a bit of chaotic bullet hell action mixed into your narrative, "The Sword That Kills Christmas" will likely hit the spot. It's also suitable for a wide audience, with no age restrictions.

Game Info

Released on January 9, 2023, "The Sword That Kills Christmas" is a paid title that supports English. It features multiplayer capabilities and Family Sharing. The game's core mechanics revolve around making critical choices that shape the unfolding story, set against a backdrop that promises plenty of laughs and unexpected twists. The developers, RubDoff Games, have crafted a memorable experience that stands out for its unconventional genre blend and comedic tone.