Overview
Studs Up! Win Ugly is a five-a-side football brawler set on a side-on, faux-3D pitch.
Developed and published by Gand, this action-sports hybrid blends the beautiful game with beat-'em-up chaos. Released on November 4, 2026, it's a paid title that's currently on sale, so check the Steam listing for the latest price.
The game's tone is unapologetically rough: the pitch is questionable, the referee has his price, and your transfer budget is rattling around in somebody else's mouth. It's a world where goals win matches, but the teeth scattered across the pitch help pay for the next one.
Highlights
- Core gameplay: Charge a shot, bend it after the boot, or send a teammate through with a well-timed pass. Then brace for the return tackle – this is a brawler as much as a football game.
- Season mode: Take charge of The Mincers, recruit seven local misfits, and drag them through a season against five rival clubs. Between fixtures, return to the pub office to patch up the squad, buy upgrades, take a sponsor's money, or... well, the description cuts off, but the pub office clearly holds more than just tactics.
- Modes & features: Supports single-player, multiplayer, PvP, and shared/split-screen PvP. Steam user tags also highlight perma-death, PvE, and arcade elements, suggesting a punishing yet pick-up-and-play experience.
Who It's For
If you've ever wondered what would happen if FIFA and Streets of Rage had a baby, this is it. It's for players who enjoy chaotic sports games with a darkly comic edge, who don't mind a bit of pixel-art violence (blood, knocked-out teeth, firearms, burial imagery – the content notes are explicit), and who appreciate a game that doesn't take itself too seriously.
The perma-death tag hints at roguelike elements, so fans of high-stakes runs will find something to chew on.
Game Info
- Developer/Publisher: Gand
- Release Date: November 4, 2026
- Genres: Action, Indie, Sports
- Steam User Tags: Sports, Beat 'em up, Football (Soccer), PvP, Action, Perma Death, PvE, Arcade
- Modes: Single-player, Multi-player, PvP, Shared/Split Screen PvP
- Languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Turkish
- Content Notes: Stylised pixel-art violence, blood, knocked-out teeth, firearms, player deaths and burial imagery, alcohol references, coarse language





