Ahoy there, matey! Pirates Are BLANKing Awesome throws you into the boots of a scallywag with a singular goal: get rich by blowing up other ships.
This isn't your typical heroic pirate tale; here, you're the villain, and that's where the fun begins.
Overview
Developed and published by Poorwill Games, Pirates Are BLANKing Awesome is an indie arcade shooter that puts a delightfully wicked spin on the pirate fantasy. You'll commandeer a vessel, unleash a barrage of firepower, and collect your ill-gotten gains – Dubloonz, to be precise.
These shiny coins are your ticket to acquiring new gear and upgrades, essential for taking on increasingly challenging foes and ultimately, the formidable boss pirates.
Highlights
- Arcade Action: Experience fast-paced, top-down shooting action where ship destruction is the name of the game.
- Progression System: Collect Dubloonz to purchase vital upgrades, enhancing your ship's capabilities and your chances of survival.
- Pirate Antagonists: Face off against a cast of unique and 'deviant' pirate bosses across four distinct levels.
Who It's For
This game is perfect for players who enjoy arcade-style shooters with a humorous, slightly mischievous theme. If you've ever wanted to play as the bad guy, reveling in chaotic ship battles and the thrill of plunder, this title is for you.
Its straightforward gameplay loop also makes it accessible for those seeking a quick, action-packed gaming session.
Game Info
Pirates Are BLANKing Awesome offers a multi-player experience and supports full controller input, ensuring a comfortable play session regardless of your preferred input method. The game was released on July 17, 2019, and features original art created by a solo developer.





