Overview

Finnish Army Simulator offers a unique blend of realism and humor, immersing players in the experience of Finnish military service around 2011. Developed by Please Be Patient, this simulation game aims to evoke nostalgia for conscription, known locally as "intti." The Early Access version provides over 40 hours of scripted gameplay, covering more than eight weeks of military service.

Highlights

  • Features iconic elements of Finnish conscription, including the RK-69 rifle, M05 camouflage, hazing rituals ("simputus"), and NBC alarms ("suojeluhälytys").
  • Training exercises are recreated with a humorous touch, such as NBC gear leak testing with tear gas and fire training involving napalm, alongside the classic Cooper test.
  • Developed and published by Please Be Patient, the game is available as a paid title on Steam and supports Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, and Stats.

Who It's For

This game is best suited for adult audiences due to its strong language and mature themes, including dialogue about drugs, alcohol, sex, and sexuality. Players looking for a nostalgic, humorous, and somewhat satirical take on military service will find this simulation engaging.

Game Info

  • Developer: Please Be Patient
  • Publisher: Please Be Patient
  • Release Date: January 13, 2023
  • Genre: Simulation, Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG
  • Features: Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Cloud, Stats
  • Content: Strong language, censored nudity, mild violence.