Overview
Crumbling Old Man Simulator is a single-player conversation card game and life sim that turns small talk into a high-stakes negotiation. You play as someone trying to get money from a wealthy older man, but he's not just a wallet — he's a person with moods, memories, and suspicions.
The game launched on Steam on October 31, 2026, and is currently available in Simplified Chinese only.
Highlights
- Deckbuilding with a twist: Build a deck of greetings, concern, flirting, and probing questions. Each card type serves a different purpose in the conversation.
- Relationship dynamics: Affection, infatuation, suspicion, and jealousy shape how the old man responds. Repeating the same approach may stop working, so you'll need to adapt.
- Combo system: Specific sequences of three to six cards trigger special reactions, rewarding careful planning and reading of the room.
Who It's For
This game is for players who enjoy dialogue-heavy experiences, time management, and the dark comedy of social manipulation. If you like games where your choices have consequences and where humor comes from awkward situations, this will appeal to you.
The satire about relationships and money adds a layer of social commentary that makes each conversation feel meaningful.
Game Info
- Developer: Yiwen
- Publisher: 口袋刻丝工作室
- Genres: Indie, Simulation, Strategy
- Tags: Card Game, Deckbuilding, Comedy, Life Sim, Dialogue Heavy, Time Management
- Release Date: October 31, 2026
- Platform: PC (Steam)
- Language: Simplified Chinese only
- Content Notes: Contains non-explicit flirting between fictional adults, satire about relationships and money, and occasional crude wording. Some outfits are revealing, and there are decorative alcohol references.
Whether you're in it for the strategy or the laughs, Crumbling Old Man Simulator offers a unique blend of card play and social simulation that will keep you on your toes.
