BBY DON'T HURT ME: A Dark Humor Dating Sim Adventure

9/15/2026, 10:20:26 AM

Release date: 12/24/2025

Tags: #utilities #romance #dating-sim #software #lgbtq+ #2d #dark-humor #casual

User Reviews

Score: 74%Mostly Positive
Review Count: 81 reviews
Fetched At: 9/15/2026, 10:20:27 AM

Reference prices

Japan

¥ 1,000 (JPY)

Steam JP

$8.99 (USD)

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Japan Price: ¥ 1,000
Global Price: $8.99
Price in Your Region: ¥ 1,000Prices as Steam lists them per country. What you are actually charged depends on your Steam account settings.Regional prices checked: 15 Sept 2026
Sale Status: Regular pricing
Price Checked At: 9/15/2026, 10:15:25 AM

Key highlight

BBY DON'T HURT ME is a 2D dating sim and romance game released on December 24, 2025, featuring dark humor and a narrative where a delivery goon accidentally gets involved with rebels trying to steal robot-building tech.

Who this is for

Recommended for those who enjoy unique settings and dark humor, and are looking for a fresh take on the dating simulation genre.

Details

Overview

BBY DON'T HURT ME plunges players into a darkly comedic narrative where a simple delivery job goes spectacularly wrong. As a low-level goon for a shadowy research company, your task was to deliver a package. However, this wasn't just any intel; it was a module for building evil robots. Your incompetence leads to your capture by rebels intent on stealing the technology, setting the stage for a unique blend of romance, dating sim elements, and unexpected chaos.

Highlights

Genre Blend: This title uniquely combines elements of a dating simulator with a narrative-driven adventure, all wrapped in dark humor.
Developer & Publisher: Developed and published by KITT DESIGNS LTD, with contributions from Dare Looks.
Release & Platform: Launched on December 24, 2025, this 2D experience is available on Steam and features multiplayer capabilities.

Who It's For

This game is for players who appreciate unconventional narratives and enjoy dating simulators with a twist. Fans of dark humor, LGBTQ+ themes, and casual 2D experiences will find BBY DON'T HURT ME particularly engaging. If you're looking for a game that subverts expectations and offers a unique story, this might be for you.

Game Info

BBY DON'T HURT ME is a 2D title that leans heavily into its dating sim and romance genres, while also incorporating elements of software and utilities within its unique premise. It supports multiplayer and has achieved a 'Mostly Positive' reception from Steam users. The game was released on December 24, 2025.