Overview
What if the classic trolley problem had a third option: crash into everything and turn it into your train? That's the premise of Trolley Problem Is Not Problem, a strategy-action roguelite from solo developer soyukke, released on October 19, 2026.
The game flips the ethical dilemma on its head—instead of choosing who to save, you're pulling levers at every fork and plowing into whatever's on the tracks. Sheep, rocks, even dragons—everything you hit becomes a new train car.
The more you collect, the longer your train grows, and the bigger the herds you can tackle at the next junction.
Highlights
- Everything becomes a train car: Every collision adds whatever you hit to your train, from sheep to rocks to dragons.
- Roguelite strategy: Each run is a fresh, permadeath-filled arcade experience where your choices at every fork shape your growing train.
- Dark comedy tone: The absurd premise—solving the trolley problem by taking all five—is delivered with a wink and a nod.
Who It's For
If you enjoy fast-paced roguelites with a strategic twist and a dark sense of humor, this one's for you. The arcade-style action and permadeath mechanics will appeal to players who like risk-reward decisions and replayability.
It's also a great pick for anyone who's ever looked at a moral dilemma and thought, "Why not just take everything?"
Game Info
- Developer/Publisher: soyukke
- Release Date: October 19, 2026
- Genres: Strategy, Action Roguelike, Roguelite, Action, Perma Death, Arcade
- Modes: Multi-player (as listed on Steam)
- Languages: English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Korean, French, German, Spanish (Spain), Arabic, Polish, Russian
- User Reception: No user reviews yet—check the Steam page for the latest feedback.
